Wednesday, October 26, 2005

DOUCHED BY AN ANGEL

As you have probably heard, Rosa Parks died this week.

Two years ago, though--as you can probably surmise from the above sentence-- she was alive. I was flipping through the channels a couple years ago and paused momentarily on "Touched by an Angel" because Leo is a big fan of Della Reese.* The guest star was Rosa Parks, and the scene showed her stepping off of a bus, which helped as a contextualizing clue since she was pretty old at the time. Leo asked, "Hey, is that the ghost of Rosa Parks?"

*Leo is not really a fan of Della Reese. He does, however, rock out to this guy:

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

HE GRIPS CHALK WITH HIS ASSCHEEKS!
OR
WHY LEO'S TEACHING EVALUATIONS ARE SO HIGH

This just in from one of our Philosophy Department correspondents:

Leo was sitting at a table with a pencil and paper showing somebody a logic proof. A passerby said, "Leo, you should use the chalkboard." Leo replied, "No thanks, I'd rather use my hands to write."